Science has proven that sugar melts water.
So please don't walk in the rain.
Otherwise, I'll lose such a sweet person like you.
from: Deedee
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Sunday, December 23, 2007
The greatest gift
that you can give to someone
is your time
When you give your time to someone
you're giving them a portion of your life
that you can never get back
thank you for sharing some of it with me. =)
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that you can give to someone
is your time
When you give your time to someone
you're giving them a portion of your life
that you can never get back
thank you for sharing some of it with me. =)
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Monday, December 17, 2007
A child in a farm looks up,
sees a plane fly over his head
and he dreams of a faraway place.
The pilot on the plane looks down,
sees the farmhouse,
and he dreams of a home.
In life, you will never realize
the value of things unless
it moves away from you.
Enjoy and appreciate what you have.
From: Japhet
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sees a plane fly over his head
and he dreams of a faraway place.
The pilot on the plane looks down,
sees the farmhouse,
and he dreams of a home.
In life, you will never realize
the value of things unless
it moves away from you.
Enjoy and appreciate what you have.
From: Japhet
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Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Quotable Quotes
The Notebook:
By the time you fall in love,
it changes your life forever
and no matter how you try,
the feeling never goes away.
My Best Friend's Wedding:
If you love someone you sy it right then out loud
or the moment just passes you by.
When Harry Met Sally:
When you find that person
you want to spend the rest of your life with,
you want tthe rest of your lfe
to begin right away.
Dawson's Creek:
If two people are meant for each other,
it doesnt mean that they are meant for each other now.
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By the time you fall in love,
it changes your life forever
and no matter how you try,
the feeling never goes away.
My Best Friend's Wedding:
If you love someone you sy it right then out loud
or the moment just passes you by.
When Harry Met Sally:
When you find that person
you want to spend the rest of your life with,
you want tthe rest of your lfe
to begin right away.
Dawson's Creek:
If two people are meant for each other,
it doesnt mean that they are meant for each other now.
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Monday, December 3, 2007
I am, by my own admission, a hopeless romantic.
If such a thing is possible, I am in love with being in love.
I love love. But I've come to realize that I don't really know much about it.
I can tell you all about the warm, fuzzy side of love.
I can throw myself into romance with all the passion of Juliet
but in God's school of love, I'm afraid I'm still in kindergarten.
-I Kissed Dating Goodbye by Joshua Harris
from : Deedee
>>Have you been a hopeless romantic?
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If such a thing is possible, I am in love with being in love.
I love love. But I've come to realize that I don't really know much about it.
I can tell you all about the warm, fuzzy side of love.
I can throw myself into romance with all the passion of Juliet
but in God's school of love, I'm afraid I'm still in kindergarten.
-I Kissed Dating Goodbye by Joshua Harris
from : Deedee
>>Have you been a hopeless romantic?
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Sunday, December 2, 2007
Sleep:
For others:
a form of rest,
a routine,
a refreshment,
a quiet moment for the mind and body,
or perhaps a hobby.
But psych tells us that
it is one of the most common forms of escape...
from loneliness,
sadness,
frustrations,
rejections
and from almost
any problem possible.
So next time a friend
frequently sleeps,
Say, "If u need someone,
I'm just here. I'll listen."
Rather than saying, "Sweet dreams."
From: Carl
>>Dear Reader, What is Sleep to you?
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For others:
a form of rest,
a routine,
a refreshment,
a quiet moment for the mind and body,
or perhaps a hobby.
But psych tells us that
it is one of the most common forms of escape...
from loneliness,
sadness,
frustrations,
rejections
and from almost
any problem possible.
So next time a friend
frequently sleeps,
Say, "If u need someone,
I'm just here. I'll listen."
Rather than saying, "Sweet dreams."
From: Carl
>>Dear Reader, What is Sleep to you?
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Its sad when people make promises and break them.
When they tell us things and we later realize they're all lies.
Its sad when someone came, sticks to his promise, never told lies
but because of those broken truth in our pasts, we can no longer distinguish lies from truth.
>>Have you ever lied? Share your thoughts.
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When they tell us things and we later realize they're all lies.
Its sad when someone came, sticks to his promise, never told lies
but because of those broken truth in our pasts, we can no longer distinguish lies from truth.
>>Have you ever lied? Share your thoughts.
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Sunday, November 4, 2007
Smile…it makes a world of difference.
Dance…who knows when you'll have another chance?
Cry…holding those emotions in is bad for you.
Kiss… it is one of the wonderful things in the world.
Laugh… what's the point in holding happiness?
Frown…why not let them know you're unhappy?
Apologize...u don't wanna lose friends.
Hug... there's no better feeling being wrapped up close to someone you love.
Live..because life is everything...
Good AM God bless!
from: Chicken
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Dance…who knows when you'll have another chance?
Cry…holding those emotions in is bad for you.
Kiss… it is one of the wonderful things in the world.
Laugh… what's the point in holding happiness?
Frown…why not let them know you're unhappy?
Apologize...u don't wanna lose friends.
Hug... there's no better feeling being wrapped up close to someone you love.
Live..because life is everything...
Good AM God bless!
from: Chicken
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When it seems that you feel discontented
or you want to disdainfully give up on living your life,
just think about those people who struggle for a grasp of life
so that they could just to see another sunset
or to witness a majestic sunset engraving in the sky.
Life is intricate.
Even the smallest details is what makes it worth living for.
Good night pips!
from: Lean
Editor's note: Pips-shortcut of people
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or you want to disdainfully give up on living your life,
just think about those people who struggle for a grasp of life
so that they could just to see another sunset
or to witness a majestic sunset engraving in the sky.
Life is intricate.
Even the smallest details is what makes it worth living for.
Good night pips!
from: Lean
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I love my friends.
I love how they laugh at me
whenever I crack stupid jokes.
I love how they laugh with me
whenever I feel high.
I love how they get angry
whenever I forget my responsibilities.
I love how they put my heart back together
after it was torn apart by some stupid ass.
And yea, I love when they seem to make the world euphoric
with just a hug or a pat on the back.
And I'm in love with the idea that you are one of them. =D
from: Dawnna Joy
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I love how they laugh at me
whenever I crack stupid jokes.
I love how they laugh with me
whenever I feel high.
I love how they get angry
whenever I forget my responsibilities.
I love how they put my heart back together
after it was torn apart by some stupid ass.
And yea, I love when they seem to make the world euphoric
with just a hug or a pat on the back.
And I'm in love with the idea that you are one of them. =D
from: Dawnna Joy
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Friday, November 2, 2007
Short Story: Belated Halloween Treat
A guy stopped at a farmhouse for the night.
Farmer: "Sorry, we don't have a vacant room,
but I can let you sleep with my daughter
if you promise not to touch her."
The guy agreed.
He went inside the dark room,
undressed and lied down.
Then the daughter said,"please embrace me."
Guy: I can't. I promised your dad not to touch you.
Daughter: Please, I'm getting cold.
Guy: (sigh) Ok then.
Next morning, he paid his bill and said,
"your daughter was very cold."
Farmer: "I know...
she's been dead for two days."
Happy halloween.
from: Anne
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Farmer: "Sorry, we don't have a vacant room,
but I can let you sleep with my daughter
if you promise not to touch her."
The guy agreed.
He went inside the dark room,
undressed and lied down.
Then the daughter said,"please embrace me."
Guy: I can't. I promised your dad not to touch you.
Daughter: Please, I'm getting cold.
Guy: (sigh) Ok then.
Next morning, he paid his bill and said,
"your daughter was very cold."
Farmer: "I know...
she's been dead for two days."
Happy halloween.
from: Anne
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The leaves of trees
just keep on falling.
The lesson?
You can't always keep someone
to yourself forever.
Sometimes,
you have to let go.
Yet,
you have to remain standing
like trees do.. :-)
from: Dawnna Joy
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just keep on falling.
The lesson?
You can't always keep someone
to yourself forever.
Sometimes,
you have to let go.
Yet,
you have to remain standing
like trees do.. :-)
from: Dawnna Joy
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Humor in Politics
"Tandaan mo anak:
ang batang sinungaling
ay di na tatangkad,
uusli ang ngipin,
liliit and binti
at tutubuan
ng nunal sa mukha."
(Remember, my child:
a child who lies
will not grow tall,
will have crooked teeth,
will have shorter legs
and will have
a mole on her cheek)
- Diosdado Macapagal
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ang batang sinungaling
ay di na tatangkad,
uusli ang ngipin,
liliit and binti
at tutubuan
ng nunal sa mukha."
(Remember, my child:
a child who lies
will not grow tall,
will have crooked teeth,
will have shorter legs
and will have
a mole on her cheek)
- Diosdado Macapagal
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Jesus has his own way of making you smile…
especially during the times when you wanna give up and lose hope…
certain surprises come your way that make you rise…
and keep you going… God bless you!
from: Glenna
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especially during the times when you wanna give up and lose hope…
certain surprises come your way that make you rise…
and keep you going… God bless you!
from: Glenna
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The happiest people don't have everything they want.
They make the most out of what they already have.
Misery starts when a person looks at the 10% MISSING
and overlooks the 90% BLESSING.
We all have our own share of BLESSINGS.
Some get them FAST.
Some WAIT for a long time.
What's important is,
it comes at a TIME we most NEED it.
God knows BEST
and He will give the BEST
in His OWN time!
God bless!
-,-'-;<@
from: Chicken
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They make the most out of what they already have.
Misery starts when a person looks at the 10% MISSING
and overlooks the 90% BLESSING.
We all have our own share of BLESSINGS.
Some get them FAST.
Some WAIT for a long time.
What's important is,
it comes at a TIME we most NEED it.
God knows BEST
and He will give the BEST
in His OWN time!
God bless!
-,-'-;<@
from: Chicken
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Skeptics may argue
that answered prayers
are only coincidences,
but as an English archbishop
once observed,
"It's amazing how many coincidences
occur when one begins to pray.."
Have a blessed week.
from: Deedee
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that answered prayers
are only coincidences,
but as an English archbishop
once observed,
"It's amazing how many coincidences
occur when one begins to pray.."
Have a blessed week.
from: Deedee
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007
"there are things in life
that you can hold on to forever
no matter how much you fight for it,
sometimes destiny isn't always good,
it becomes playful,
wen you meet someone you learn to love.
U think that it's destiny
who made your paths cross,
but what if making your paths cross
is just a part of the fame destiny plays?
making you realize in the end
that the person you thought
that was destined for you
wasn't really meant to stay..
but only destined
to make you feel loved
and then leave you
when you've already fallen.."
from: Frances
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that you can hold on to forever
no matter how much you fight for it,
sometimes destiny isn't always good,
it becomes playful,
wen you meet someone you learn to love.
U think that it's destiny
who made your paths cross,
but what if making your paths cross
is just a part of the fame destiny plays?
making you realize in the end
that the person you thought
that was destined for you
wasn't really meant to stay..
but only destined
to make you feel loved
and then leave you
when you've already fallen.."
from: Frances
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Trivia: Numbers can get this weird.
Trivia:
Did you know that all numbers
from 0 to 999 doesn't have the letter A
until they reach 1000?
I'm sure you just started counting to find out. :-)
Good day!
from: Pol
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Did you know that all numbers
from 0 to 999 doesn't have the letter A
until they reach 1000?
I'm sure you just started counting to find out. :-)
Good day!
from: Pol
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in life, there's a point
when you're so down and out
that you can't think of nothing
but all the faults in your life…
heartaches.
betrayal.
stupid decisions .
I just have one advice:
Sleep.
Good night. :-)
from: Frances
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when you're so down and out
that you can't think of nothing
but all the faults in your life…
heartaches.
betrayal.
stupid decisions .
I just have one advice:
Sleep.
Good night. :-)
from: Frances
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Inday Chronicles: Inday Blames the Weather
Amo(Master): Inday, bakit nagkalat
ang basura sa likod ng bahay?
(Inday, why is the garbage
scattered in the backyard?)
Inday: (With a witty tone)
A change in the weather patterns
might have occurred wrecking havoc
to the surroundings.
The way the debris are scattered
indicates that the gust of wind
was going northeast causing damage
to the path it was heading for.
Amo: (jaw dropped. Nosebleed!)
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ang basura sa likod ng bahay?
(Inday, why is the garbage
scattered in the backyard?)
Inday: (With a witty tone)
A change in the weather patterns
might have occurred wrecking havoc
to the surroundings.
The way the debris are scattered
indicates that the gust of wind
was going northeast causing damage
to the path it was heading for.
Amo: (jaw dropped. Nosebleed!)
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Inday Chronicles: Dodong Wanna have ***
"It's not that I don't like you.
It's just that I feel we are still young
to entertain thoughts of fornication
in the domicile of our employers.
In fact, it's very immature to insinuate
that I don't reciprocate your emotions
just because I decline to perform
an act of coitus with you."
Sabi ni inday umaayaw makipag-sex kay Dodong.
(Inday said refusing to have sex with Dodong.)
from: Libay
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It's just that I feel we are still young
to entertain thoughts of fornication
in the domicile of our employers.
In fact, it's very immature to insinuate
that I don't reciprocate your emotions
just because I decline to perform
an act of coitus with you."
Sabi ni inday umaayaw makipag-sex kay Dodong.
(Inday said refusing to have sex with Dodong.)
from: Libay
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Greetings are like music.
but I can' t give you the sound of my voice.
All you can hear is a beep that comes from my heart…
praying that you are safe and happy all the time.
Good Morning…:-)
from: Nang Tata
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but I can' t give you the sound of my voice.
All you can hear is a beep that comes from my heart…
praying that you are safe and happy all the time.
Good Morning…:-)
from: Nang Tata
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Short Story: This too shall pass!
Once, there was a king who was unhappy despite having everything. He shared his grief with his ministers and told them to find nine wisest men in the kingdom. The ministers searched far and wide till they found the wise men. The King asked the wise men to create a ring which could ensure happiness. They expressed their inability to do so. The King became further depressed on seeing no solution to his problem.
One of the wise men's son used to often visit a Sufi master in his quest for wisdom. When the child saw the king unhappy, he laughed. The court was dumbfounded when the child asked the King as to how could he expect a wise man to work under him? The child pointed out that wisdom couldn't be achieved with power; but comes with surrender.
The king agreed and asked the child to sit on the throne, while he himself sat under the child's feet to seek his help. Wisdom seemed to flow down from the child. The child asked for a normal ring and whispered something into the goldsmith's ears, standing nearby. A ring was crafted but it looked so unusual that the King could not understand how it could solve all problems. Looking closely, the King saw four words etched on it -"This too shall pass". The moment the king read the words, he realised that his problem indeed had been solved.
Source: Thakur, B. (2003). Yoga for Stress Relief. Wisdom Tree. India.
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One of the wise men's son used to often visit a Sufi master in his quest for wisdom. When the child saw the king unhappy, he laughed. The court was dumbfounded when the child asked the King as to how could he expect a wise man to work under him? The child pointed out that wisdom couldn't be achieved with power; but comes with surrender.
The king agreed and asked the child to sit on the throne, while he himself sat under the child's feet to seek his help. Wisdom seemed to flow down from the child. The child asked for a normal ring and whispered something into the goldsmith's ears, standing nearby. A ring was crafted but it looked so unusual that the King could not understand how it could solve all problems. Looking closely, the King saw four words etched on it -"This too shall pass". The moment the king read the words, he realised that his problem indeed had been solved.
Source: Thakur, B. (2003). Yoga for Stress Relief. Wisdom Tree. India.
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Tuesday, August 28, 2007
TAWA:
(Laugh:)
Man1: Pre, bakit hanggang ngayon, wala ka pa ring syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan?
(Hey buddy! Why is it that you still don't have a girlfriend? Still haven't found the one?)
Man2: Meron. Manhid ka lang!
(I have. You just don't get it.)
from: FRANCE
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(Laugh:)
Man1: Pre, bakit hanggang ngayon, wala ka pa ring syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan?
(Hey buddy! Why is it that you still don't have a girlfriend? Still haven't found the one?)
Man2: Meron. Manhid ka lang!
(I have. You just don't get it.)
from: FRANCE
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She found the right guy.
She gave the perfect love.
It was the right time.
Everything was perfect...
except fot one thing:
For him, she wasn't the perfect girl
and she wsn't even close to being the right one.
from: Dawnna
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She gave the perfect love.
It was the right time.
Everything was perfect...
except fot one thing:
For him, she wasn't the perfect girl
and she wsn't even close to being the right one.
from: Dawnna
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Sometimes, it's not love.
Sometimes, you have just become so attached
that you've developed a need for that person.
Just a need.
Not love.
But you're too scared to admit it.
Even to yourself.
Coz u know that if you do,
you might lose the person
that actually gives a damn about your life.
from: Deedee
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Sometimes, you have just become so attached
that you've developed a need for that person.
Just a need.
Not love.
But you're too scared to admit it.
Even to yourself.
Coz u know that if you do,
you might lose the person
that actually gives a damn about your life.
from: Deedee
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Don't underestimate the power
of doing simple things in life,
they might just be the reason
why you have a special place in someone's heart …
just like the place you have in mine..
Thanks for all the simple things. :-)
from: WUTY
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of doing simple things in life,
they might just be the reason
why you have a special place in someone's heart …
just like the place you have in mine..
Thanks for all the simple things. :-)
from: WUTY
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Sana kahit hindi ako nagpaparamdam,
kilala mo pa rin ako.
(I hope that even if I can't communicate with you,
you'll still know me.)
Sana kahit hindi kita laging nakikita,
naaalala mo pa rin ako.
(I hope that even if we can't always see each other,
you'll still remember me.)
At sana kahit malayo ako,
maramdaman mo na...
(And even if I am miles away,
you'll still feel that...)
Dito lang ako para sa iyo. :-)
(I am just here for you.)
from: MERVIC
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kilala mo pa rin ako.
(I hope that even if I can't communicate with you,
you'll still know me.)
Sana kahit hindi kita laging nakikita,
naaalala mo pa rin ako.
(I hope that even if we can't always see each other,
you'll still remember me.)
At sana kahit malayo ako,
maramdaman mo na...
(And even if I am miles away,
you'll still feel that...)
Dito lang ako para sa iyo. :-)
(I am just here for you.)
from: MERVIC
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Sunday, July 8, 2007
Dear God, we desire a perfect situation and a perfect life.
Yet, you, my Lord, do not grant a perfect life.
What you give instead is a perfect heart in the midst of an imperfect life.
Teach us to be cheerful, hopeful, and smiling amidst theses imperfections
and to enjoy Your wondrous blessings and every moment in time. Amen.
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Yet, you, my Lord, do not grant a perfect life.
What you give instead is a perfect heart in the midst of an imperfect life.
Teach us to be cheerful, hopeful, and smiling amidst theses imperfections
and to enjoy Your wondrous blessings and every moment in time. Amen.
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There was an accident that had just happened in a busy intersection.
A woman approached the victims and tried to help them.
But suddenly a nursing student came and said,
"excuse me please step back. I took a course in first aid and was trained in CPR."
The woman stepped aside and watched the nursing student for a few moments.
Then, she tapped the student on the shoulder and said:
"when you are through and if ever you'll ever need a doctor,
nandito lang ako (I am just here)."
Wahahaha.
LOTFL
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A woman approached the victims and tried to help them.
But suddenly a nursing student came and said,
"excuse me please step back. I took a course in first aid and was trained in CPR."
The woman stepped aside and watched the nursing student for a few moments.
Then, she tapped the student on the shoulder and said:
"when you are through and if ever you'll ever need a doctor,
nandito lang ako (I am just here)."
Wahahaha.
LOTFL
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Saturday, March 31, 2007
A philosophy professor gave 1 question for the final exam. The class was seated when the professor touched his chair and asked, "using everything we've learned this semester, prove that this chair DOES NOT EXIST."
The whole class answered for an hour but the laziest student finished the test in less than a minute. One week later, the grades were posted in the class and the lazy student got the highest score.
His answer consisted of just two words. "What chair?"
Don't over analyze or complicate things. Simplify and be happy. GOod PM.
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Copyright © 2005-2007. KiliText. Email me at kilitext@gmail.com
The whole class answered for an hour but the laziest student finished the test in less than a minute. One week later, the grades were posted in the class and the lazy student got the highest score.
His answer consisted of just two words. "What chair?"
Don't over analyze or complicate things. Simplify and be happy. GOod PM.
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Copyright © 2005-2007. KiliText. Email me at kilitext@gmail.com
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
I value you not for the things you've done for me but for just being there for me and for accepting me for what and who I am. Thank you for being so good. I'll always be here for you. Not because I have to, but because I want to.
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Copyright © 2005-2007. KiliText. Email me at kilitext@gmail.com
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Copyright © 2005-2007. KiliText. Email me at kilitext@gmail.com
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