A guy stopped at a farmhouse for the night.
Farmer: "Sorry, we don't have a vacant room,
but I can let you sleep with my daughter
if you promise not to touch her."
The guy agreed.
He went inside the dark room,
undressed and lied down.
Then the daughter said,"please embrace me."
Guy: I can't. I promised your dad not to touch you.
Daughter: Please, I'm getting cold.
Guy: (sigh) Ok then.
Next morning, he paid his bill and said,
"your daughter was very cold."
Farmer: "I know...
she's been dead for two days."
Happy halloween.
from: Anne
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