A philosophy professor gave 1 question for the final exam. The class was seated when the professor touched his chair and asked, "using everything we've learned this semester, prove that this chair DOES NOT EXIST."

The whole class answered for an hour but the laziest student finished the test in less than a minute. One week later, the grades were posted in the class and the lazy student got the highest score.

His answer consisted of just two words. "What chair?"

Don't over analyze or complicate things. Simplify and be happy. GOod PM.
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I value you not for the things you've done for me but for just being there for me and for accepting me for what and who I am. Thank you for being so good. I'll always be here for you. Not because I have to, but because I want to.

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The sun said to me, "if your friend is not texting you, why don't you leave your friend?"

I looked at the sun and said, "does your sky ever leave you when you don't shine?"


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Prayers are very powerful.

The devil smiles when we are weak.

He laughs when we are too busy.

He giggles when we are afraid.

But he trembles when we Pray.

Nyt! :-)


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If you want to be happy, don't do whatever you like, instead, like whatever you do; because happiness comes not from having much to live on, but having much to live for. God bless!

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