What is the difference between a good girl and a nice girl?
Answer:
A good girl is someone who goes home and goes to bed.
A nice girl is someone who goes to bed before she goes home.
;p
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A philosophy professor gave 1 question for the final exam. The class was seated when the professor touched his chair and asked, "using everything we've learned this semester, prove that this chair DOES NOT EXIST."
The whole class answered for an hour but the laziest student finished the test in less than a minute. One week later, the grades were posted in the class and the lazy student got the highest score.
His answer consisted of just two words. "What chair?"
Don't over analyze or complicate things. Simplify and be happy. GOod PM.
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The whole class answered for an hour but the laziest student finished the test in less than a minute. One week later, the grades were posted in the class and the lazy student got the highest score.
His answer consisted of just two words. "What chair?"
Don't over analyze or complicate things. Simplify and be happy. GOod PM.
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Copyright © 2005-2007. KiliText. Email me at kilitext@gmail.com
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